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1 month ago
"LOL its not supposed to taste like baking soda, you fool, it was just cut with baking soda because youre too stupid and ghetto to realize you were getting bunk coke"
- Studying for the Substance Abuse DSST…I come across the darndest things.
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Notes: 2 / 1 month ago
from dirk-strider-rider
Two antennae met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent!
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Notes: 1 / 1 month ago
"goodnight, prince charming."
- Being called “prince charming” by the girl of your dreams = best ever.
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1 month ago
Soon, I promise.
I haven’t posted in way, way, too long. That will be remedied shortly, I promise.
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Notes: 1366 / 2 months ago
from brotips
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Notes: 3025 / 2 months ago
from david (originally from benjaminstein)
"I’ve never seen the Icarus story as a lesson about the limitations of humans. I see it as a lesson about the limitations of wax as an adhesive."
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Notes: 3401 / 3 months ago
from brotips
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Notes: 3105 / 4 months ago
from brotips
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4 months ago
Out to dinner at a bar with Kyle and Rachel O_o :D (at Sesame Burgers & Beer)
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5 months ago
"The chivalric code persists to this day, despite the best efforts of the feminists. When a shooter opened fire at an Aurora, Colorado, movie theater, no fewer than three young men protected their girlfriends from bullets with their own bodies — and died in the process."
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5 months ago
Cheesecake, cherries, and chocolate…oh yeah. @depiran @graciegold (at Home)
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Notes: 1784 / 5 months ago
from brotips
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Notes: 1301 / 5 months ago
from brotips
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Notes: 1 / 5 months ago
from barbariancrash
Speaking the truth in love...
David: If I was dying and cod liver oil could save my life (that would indeed be an interesting situation), would it still be mean? Would you say that it is rude or insensitive to tell people that they will die and go to hell if they do not accept Jesus Christ?
Me: yeah, David, I would. I spent a year in Taiwan. I would have done much, much more harm than good if I had gone over there preaching hell fire and brimstone. Instead, I built relationships, built trust, and THEN people heard me. I shared the Gospel effectively, using wisdom and patience, instead of blunt force.
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5 months ago
"Jesus never had a facebook."